5) Visa loves me – or Tow Guys Are Not Poets—or The Day they towed My Honda Civic. Suzi.
This is a photograph of Suzi, a most excellent staff person of Big Tow towing company in Rockville Maryland. Suzi was not like the fine psychologist I used to see a few years back. She was not feeling. She was not tender. She did not care about me. She did not ask me to talk about my Mother.
“$198, that’ll be,” said Suzi.
I ponied up, cheerfully. Life is fun, when spending money you do not have. It is fun to grow the ailing U.S. economy. It is fun to make Republicans happy.
Here, in this pic, Suzi is inspecting my Visa Credit Card, ensuring that is not forgery.
“Hmm,” said Suzi.