Stuff Nic Cage bought
He owns a shark. No indication as to whether or not the shark has frickin laser beams attached to it’s head. Speaking of heads, he also owns pygmy shrunken heads and a 67 million year old dinosaur skull. I’m pretty sure this list is only the tip of the iceberg. In fact, I bet he bought an iceberg, perhaps in an effort to locate freemason treasure. Oh, and there’s an island on which to hatch nefarious schemes and laugh diabolically.